While at Lunch . . .

I came across this sign. I found it clever. maybe you will to.

Tell me what you think about this?

HAMMERTIME

I was in Corpus and found this to be quite funny.

if you cannot read what it says underneath the “STOP” it reads “hammertime”

100,000+ to Shake It

In celebration of Mine and Andrews you tube video achieving over 100,000 views I thought I would post it for all of you to see.

Thank God for Public Showering

I went to the Chiropractor today to receive my deep tissue massage for my back. I don’t know if this is going to become a habit of having awkward moments there, but I definitely almost had one again today. If it wasn’t for my 4 straight years of running cross country in high school and taking a shower with 20 other guys around me each morning for those four years then, today would have been awkward.

There I lay with my back towards the ceiling and a man with hands as big as baseball gloves groping my back. When he gets to the lower region of my back he realizes that I am in pain, because of my whimpering. He asks me where it hurts and I point it out to him. He then follows this muscle until it reaches my bottom. Here is where it begins to get kinda awkward. He tells me that I need to undo my belt so he can reach the problem area of the muscle. Undoing my belt was not enough to get to this area so then asks me to undo my pants all together. I was like alright whatever, he’s a guy, I’m a guy, I don’t mind if he sees my super white butt. He then begins to deep tissue massage the muscle surrounding my sciatic nerve. He tells me that these muscles were super tight and that they were squeezing my sciatic nerve which is what was causing some of the pain. The pain is so excruciating that I am having to laugh my head off to keep from crying. I don’t even wont to know what the people in the waiting room were thinking due to the noises that I was making in my moment of sheer pain.

Then it happens! KNOCK, KNOCK KNOCK, The doctor tells this person to come in. Here I am with half my super white butt exposed and in comes, guess who? the little Taiwanese girl. Luckily I am facing away from the door, so I didn’t see her face.

As soon as she enters the room she explains to the doctor that she needs the laser for a patient. Then I hear it, a giggle, a he he from this girl. She’s laughing at my butt. At least that is what it sounds like she is doing. This made me laugh even more in my pain, thus causing her to laugh her way out of the door.

If it wasn’t for my previous years of exposure I think I would have been rather embarrassed. But it didn’t really bother me at all really. I just found it all to be funny.

Thank God for Public Showering.

Laser Beams

Today I went to the Chiropractor/Sports Injury place to get this back problem of mine fixed/checked out. This Dr. that was examining me was really good at what he did. He amazed me within the first 5 minutes of meeting him. First he looks at my hands. He says it looks like you’ve gone through a great deal of stress in the past month. In my head I was like “Whoa, how did he know that just by looking at my hands?”. He then asked to see my tongue and underneath it and then underneath my upper lip. He then told me that I haven’t been eating much. Once again in my head I said whoa. It’s true that I have this continuous problem with eating. I do not have a disorder or anything I just plain forget to eat. 24 hours will fly by and with my mind being occupied by other things I just forget to eat.

So once this Dr. examined me and everything, he put me on some mild treatments of sorts. My problem area is my lower back and he was telling me that it was inflamed a bit. So he got one of his assistants to do this laser treatment to my lower back right around my hip. This was suppose to ease the inflammation some how.

This is when things got awkward or almost got awkward I should say. As soon as this assistant, who was this little 20 year old Taiwanese girl, put this laser to my lower back I instantaneously got gas. So here I am laying on my stomach in only my underwear and gown, with this girl putting this laser beam into my lower back. As soon as I start hearing the beeps of this laser I began to feel gas just bubble up inside me and want to come out to the surface. It has never been so hard to hold in flatulence my whole life. But I did it and thus surpassed a truly awkward moment.

Luckily I was face down so she could not see some of the weird faces that I was most likely making in this struggle of mine.